Teacup.

We all know what time it is. It’s bitch time now.

I’ve been playing a certain online game for a little over a year now and this is the first game I’ve ever donated real money to support their servers and cost and all sorts of blah-blah-yadda-yadda shit. I’m doing my thing and everyone is doing their thing and we’re all polite and nice to each other, it’s a small community, I like it. Not going to lie, I actually really like this game, hence my monetary donations monthly.

Lately, there’s a certain user, who I will refer to as Asshole in this post, that’s been … saying some stuff that I just don’t have the patience to let go off anymore. Asshole did it once, I let it go; asshole did it twice, I let it go … reluctantly; asshole did it 387403 more times, GOD DAMN IT WOULD ASSHOLE PLEASE LEAVE THE FUCKING BUILDING?

A few days ago, I specifically offered to three users that I would be able to sell them the monthly charity prize pack (which you get by monetary donations of a certain amount) at $50K. That’s a reasonable virtual to real money conversation rate for the game. The cheapest these prize packs have ever gone for is probably $45K and the most expensive at $100K. So my asking price isn’t that unreasonable.

So me and the three users are finalizing details about it and what does Asshole do? Of course Asshole butts in (pun intended?) with their useless comment saying they just can’t bare to pay the extra $5K to get the charity prize pack because they’re “too miserly“. Hold the phone guys, Asshole’s got something to say albeit it was unasked or even helpful in any way I could think off. Maybe they thought my life would be complete with that stupid comment of theirs. Sad to say, my life is still not complete. But really, fuck off. I wasn’t talking to Asshole, I didn’t @Asshole you, I didn’t even mention Asshole, so please, fuck your ass off.

The thing that really gets me is that I don’t know if Asshole realizes that even if they gave me $99,999,999,999 virtual money, I still couldn’t get a single real money out of that. So a virtual cash difference of $5K for a real monetary prize pack is asking for very very little. If they haven’t donated before, they should just shut their pie hole and stop putting their input into every little thing to annoy the fuck out of everyone (me).

First, it started off with the Witch Doctor.

Then I got a bit nostalgic and followed Mr. Boombastic.

Official music video here.

Which lead me to Mambo No. 5 because it’s all jive and mambo.

Then … I re-discovered the man himself, Ricky Martin. Ohhh yesss. Just you wait until he gets dragged into that small booth with the girls. God damn.

Hang on baby, I’ll be there in a second. Just let me rip my clothes off too and we’re gonna get it on like a house on fire. ♥ I know he’s gay, I’m still seeing a therapist ’bout that.

And the top comment for this video made me choke on my drink.

When you go to work every weekday and be a lazy bum on the weekend, there is really nothing to talk about. Hence why it’s been pretty quiet here lately!

But today is different! I went for my wisdom teeth removal today and it’s about five hours post-operation now. My body feels heavy, my mouth feels like it’s been punched by my #1 hater … and I’m bloody hungry. But the only thing I can have is soup. Canned tomato soup. Taste nasty and it’s taking forever just to finish it.

I’ve decided I’m going to keep a photo record of what I will eat for about a week to see how much my diet changed because of this painful event. Yup, I’m a real chicken when it comes to pain. Look forward to that … cause I am!

I don’t know how many times in a day I go on about hot guys and all that stuff, but seriously. This dude … is smoking hot. Not even lying. His name is Parker Hurley and I think this might be his Tumblr. It could be a fake Tumblr account so I’m not too sure but … check him out. Click the pictures for more yummy-ness at Homotography.

Credit to Homotography

Yup … so hot. *swoon* I’m just … I’m … I’m so speechless at his amazing sex factor.

I was browsing some more on Homotography (obviously) and came across a a D&G 2008 Calendar that features David Gandy. Of course he doesn’t quite have the same jaw-dropping-I’m-speechless factor as the sexy Parker Hurley above, but Gandy is still quite sexy in his own way.

Credit to Homotography

The left features the best photo (I thought) in that calendar while the right features the … September picture, which is the month I was born.

My ovaries have exploded.