Teacup.

I rarely go on a YouTube binge but…today is an exception. Beware, it’s got a whole bunch of Korean stuff but half of it is absolutely hilarious and the other half is full of Rain‘s dance move which is so hot, it’s…no words describe the sex-o-meter level. It’s out of this world.

Right! First up is Rainism by..Rain.

What can I say, I can pretend that it’s average…BUT HELL FUCKING NO. It’s so damn hot, the dance moves… *v* Ugh, my ovaries are in overdrive.

OK, next is his other smoking hot track called Love Song.

From about 2:23, that’s when the moves start getting all the girls hot and bothered and…yeah. OK. Just DAMN, ALL RIGHT. I can’t help myself but stare.

Rain’s live performance of Hip Song…which I absolutely love by the way, though I can’t seem to find the official MV of this track.

Urgh, he makes every step look so easy. He’s all like “I’m just going to be awesome, so I’m awesome now, OK baby?” And all the fangirls (me included) are like “AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!” *dead faint*

Here’s a parody of Rain’s Rainism track. It’s all subbed hence, the hilarity.

Rainism → hungryism?

And here’s Rain himself being so shy on Strong Heart(?) having to dance to Love Song for a few seconds around ~6:33.

Here’s a subbed piece of Lee Joon (of MBLAQ) talking about Rain’s three stages of anger. A little information, Rain is the producer(?) for MBLAQ.

Talking about Lee Joon…his pants actually ripped in half on television.

It’s funny how half the guest are trying to help him cover himself while the other are too busy ROTFLMAO to help. I’ll admit it. I’ll most probably be part of the ROTFLMAO group.

And here’s Lee Joon being such a gullible (but nice!) person. All subbed.

He collapses after he found out it was a hidden camera. Too cute. If it was me, I probably would have smashed someone’s face in, AND THEN I’ll collapse.

And randomly, parody dances. It’s a few parody and the best parody (in my humble opinion) was the last one, starting at ~5:50 (Lee Hyouri & Rain parodies). The other good ones are ~1:33 (Bo Beep performance) and 5:17 (Rain parody. Again.)

So there we go. I guess I’m feeling a bit nostalgic also, because Rain was recently called for military service. A few well-known Korean artist are being enlisted so it’s just waiting for them, to see what they’ll do after the compulsory term.

…I don’t understand why just because I use usernames like ‘Ice’ and ‘Prime’ (yes, as in Optimus Prime) in chat and people just…kind of make the assumption that I’m a boy. The last time I used a really girly name was a good eight years ago and that was ‘loveashley’. It’s not like I had a bad experience but I’ve just grown out of girly names and am now in the…Transformers phase.

I use Jetfire in one fandom but no one assumes I’m a boy as most people know I changed it from Ashley.

If I go into a random chatroom under ‘Ice’ or ‘Prime’, they’ll start referencing me as a ‘he’. It’s happened a couple of times already in the last few years and it’s still happening. I don’t know how long I’ll stick in this particular chatroom under ‘Prime’ so I haven’t corrected any of them. I may, in time. Imagine the shock that’s going to be.

I kind of dropped heavy hints in some conversations that I’m a girl but I think they just assume I’m a gay guy. I mean I said Robert Downey should shave in Iron Man then he’ll look better. Does that scream girl? I…I think so but they don’t think so. I’ll bitch more about it later when I’m over this situation which I find very…amusing at the moment.

So! Moving on, Cobra Starship. Sometimes I’m a lover, but sometimes I’m a hater. With Guilty Pleasure, I’m a hater. But with the tracks below, I’M A LOVER.

Keep an eye out for Robin Williams at 1:28.

I LOVE Gabe at 1:26 ~ 1:27 where he’s all “HOT DAMN!!” His pose was hilarious!

Well, hello world! I’m typing this on my brand new laptop. I have to say, the keyboard is a bit of getting used to. It’s much more “square and set” than my previous ones. And the arrow-pad is the hardest. The left and right keys are normal sized. The up and down arrow key is half the height of the left/right arrow and is a bitch getting used to as every time I want to press up, nothing happens because I’m pressing the Shift key! And when I want to go down, the screen “jitters” because I’m pressing the up and down button. It’s so freaking tiny! Why, HP, WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME. The dead laptop was a HP pavilion as well, so I don’t understand why the ugly change on the arrow pad??

The stupidly-designed arrow pad on my brand new baby.

Anyway, moving onto more delicious things! A couple of incredibly kind soul (Bekki & Eva) finally identified the incredibly sexy dance clip in this post. The track is called ‘Abandoned’ by Jay Park and Dok2. Gah, I’m all squeee about it, still.

No matter how many times I look at it, everything is hot. I don’t recommend checking out my Last.FM profile for the moment. If I’m not listening to Stephen Fry’s Harry Potter audiobooks, it’s full of Jay Park’s Abandoned. Seriously. Just one tiny thing. I love love love the ending (no singing) and the slight drums kinda…roll. They roll, I roll, that’s how we roll for the time being.

Damn, but have you checked out the attitude of this artist?? I have to display the whole dance scene in it’s full 2.27MB glory here.

Credit to VicGuilherme

OK, but damn damn damn! This is what I’m talking about! Holy smokes he is everything and anything even yummier than…whatever is the yummiest! My favorite part? The first 2-3 seconds when he’s all like…ATTITUDE, BABY. I wish I knew who he is and what that track this clip is to. OK, last time but really…GRAARRR, YOU. ARE. YUMMY.

Totally not about the really incredibly hot clip above, I’ve been feeling really old-school and started playing Pokemon Trading Card Game (which I have already finished, duh) and Legend of Zelda – Oracle of Ages. Let’s see how old school with the PTCG…

You have no idea how much I hated that toin coss. Toin coss to see if my Pokémon was paralyzed, asleep, poisoned or collateral damage. I hate toin cosses.

Then, I moved on to Oracle of Ages and it was fun. I won’t deny that. It was fun right up until the effing game screwed up how many keys I had in the Wing Dungeon, and I couldn’t proceed to that one FINAL step before the boss fight. I’m…taking a break before I accidentally destroy this precious laptop in my fit of…I guess nerdfury???