Teacup.

Well, hello world! I’m typing this on my brand new laptop. I have to say, the keyboard is a bit of getting used to. It’s much more “square and set” than my previous ones. And the arrow-pad is the hardest. The left and right keys are normal sized. The up and down arrow key is half the height of the left/right arrow and is a bitch getting used to as every time I want to press up, nothing happens because I’m pressing the Shift key! And when I want to go down, the screen “jitters” because I’m pressing the up and down button. It’s so freaking tiny! Why, HP, WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME. The dead laptop was a HP pavilion as well, so I don’t understand why the ugly change on the arrow pad??

The stupidly-designed arrow pad on my brand new baby.

Anyway, moving onto more delicious things! A couple of incredibly kind soul (Bekki & Eva) finally identified the incredibly sexy dance clip in this post. The track is called ‘Abandoned’ by Jay Park and Dok2. Gah, I’m all squeee about it, still.

No matter how many times I look at it, everything is hot. I don’t recommend checking out my Last.FM profile for the moment. If I’m not listening to Stephen Fry’s Harry Potter audiobooks, it’s full of Jay Park’s Abandoned. Seriously. Just one tiny thing. I love love love the ending (no singing) and the slight drums kinda…roll. They roll, I roll, that’s how we roll for the time being.

Damn, but have you checked out the attitude of this artist?? I have to display the whole dance scene in it’s full 2.27MB glory here.

Credit to VicGuilherme

OK, but damn damn damn! This is what I’m talking about! Holy smokes he is everything and anything even yummier than…whatever is the yummiest! My favorite part? The first 2-3 seconds when he’s all like…ATTITUDE, BABY. I wish I knew who he is and what that track this clip is to. OK, last time but really…GRAARRR, YOU. ARE. YUMMY.

Totally not about the really incredibly hot clip above, I’ve been feeling really old-school and started playing Pokemon Trading Card Game (which I have already finished, duh) and Legend of Zelda – Oracle of Ages. Let’s see how old school with the PTCG…

You have no idea how much I hated that toin coss. Toin coss to see if my Pokémon was paralyzed, asleep, poisoned or collateral damage. I hate toin cosses.

Then, I moved on to Oracle of Ages and it was fun. I won’t deny that. It was fun right up until the effing game screwed up how many keys I had in the Wing Dungeon, and I couldn’t proceed to that one FINAL step before the boss fight. I’m…taking a break before I accidentally destroy this precious laptop in my fit of…I guess nerdfury???